You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
