ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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