we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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