Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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