You work out of a Hotel?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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