He is an equal opportunity slut.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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