what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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