Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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