let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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