right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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