no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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