after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
my god I love twenty year old dicks
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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