i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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