I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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