your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize