ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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