At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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