You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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