But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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