She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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