He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review