on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it