When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
tell me about the fingering
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