ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
my sisters under your porch take her home
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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