There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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