margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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