I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
He kissed a someone with a penis
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
