Barsexuality is the new black.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My dick has a subreddit
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
