but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
sex in a hospital.. check
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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