OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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