There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
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New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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