I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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