how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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