dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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