Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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