spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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