hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
can u get pink eye on your cock?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I didn't notice because vodka
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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