absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
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I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I need moral support for this bender
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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