No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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