I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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