Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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