OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
