11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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