just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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