i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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