Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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