Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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