So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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