**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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