i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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