Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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