I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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