You just made me feel so damn special
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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