His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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