You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
